A Thousand Misspelled Words

It’s often said that an image says more than a thousand words, and that the camera never lies. Well, coming across these Thousand Words of Truth, I for one am reminded of another saying frequently thrown about: reality is stranger than fiction.

an anti-juice demonstrator

What’s the deal with this guy, anyway?

Is he the boyfriend of a diabetic girl, seriously injured in an accident involving the mix-up of sweetened and sugar-free OJ? 

Is he a beverageist?

Or is he perhaps an aggressive milkman, out to eliminate the competition?